PAGE 2 ABOUT US All of our dice are custom built on prepaid orders but we may have limited numbers of some colours ready for shipping. The custom selected dice should and could ship within seven to fourteen working days.   Our mostly hand made dice with pseudo machine augmentations are made with due care and attention but we plead that you avoid contact with all of the BDS ticks and critters that show up frequently in the infected world's in the gaming genre. Our dice are made to be as "FAIR" as possible however there are ways to make the dice can be "more fair". There are only 30 types of FAIR dice according to Archimedes, and to this date, that number has never changed. All platonic solids that have faces that are identical. Regular polygons with sides meeting at the same three-dimensional angles are known as the five regular polyhedra, they consist of the tetrahedron (or pyramid), cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron. This is clear when you consider how many "symmetries" that a die has and how the many different ways that you can rotate the die so that its shape remains unchanged even though different parts of the die end up in different positions. for example: A six-sided cube die has 24 different symmetries and we do our best to get these symmetries balanced but it realistically it is reduced down to chance and dumb luck! A Numberphile has examined this geometry, physics, and the real world conditions that go into rolling dice and Jay Bennett published his findings on SEP 14, 2016. Our dice have not yet been fully evaluated under his testing criteria. Cool Cairns Cubes are as “FAIR” as they can be given our limited technological gradients. All dimensional tolerances are defined by Cool Cairns Cubes and are measured in “Good Enough” units. These pseudo competition dice are not guaranteed to be square within 1/5,000 of a millimeter or balanced to within 5 micrograms but our dice may be guaranteed to evoke conversations, at least most of the time. COOL CAIRNS CUBES can be used for almost every purpose including telling the exact time have a guaranteed accuracy to within 1.82 x 10 94th nano seconds once a day*. Our these pseudo competition quality dice are not guaranteed to be square within 1/10,000 of an inch like some inferior gambling dice are but COOL CAIRNS CUBES dice are guaranteed to evoke conversations 92.037 percent of the time. Cubewanos (Kuiper Belt objects) and planetoid orbital drifts have been known to affect their dimensional stability and timing accuracy. Our gaming dice are the only known and proven effective cure for BORING DICE SYNDROME. (BDS) Don’t suffer with this life altering and rampant affliction in silence as it often goes undiagnosed, protect yourself today with a set or three today. All of our dice are left-handed unless they're “RIGHT”. We will make custom dice made to order ($25 each) All warranty claims are to be handled by the crickets just down the street and must be filed in triplicate with the ants in a timely manner. Most of our specialty dice are available at the rock bottom low price of $20 for the first die and $15 for each subsequent one. Our Trolls and gnomes are hardly known for speedy work but they do really nice work especially if we offer them popsicles when they make complete an order quickly.